She's got the kind of look that defies gravity,

she's the greatest cook

and she's fat free.

She's been to private school,

and she speaks perfect French.

She's got the perfect friends,

oh isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi,

she'd never lose her nerve.

She's more than you deserve,

she's just far better than me.

Hey hey

So don't bother,

I won't die of deception.

I promise you won't ever see me cry,

don't feel sorry.

Don't bother,

I'll be fine,

but she's waiting,

and the ring you gave to her will lose its shine,

so don't bother, be unkind.

I'm sure she doesn't know

how to touch you like I would.

I beat her at that one good,

don't you think so?

She's almost 6 feet tall,

she must think I'm a flea.

But I'm really a cat you see,

and it's not my last life at all.

So don't bother,

I won't die of deception.

I promise you won't ever see me cry,

don't feel sorry.

Don't bother,

I'll be fine,

but she's waiting,

and the ring you gave to her will lose its shine,

so don't bother, be unkind.

For you, I'd give up all I own

and move to a communist country,

if you came with me, of course.

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you,

and lose those pounds, and learn about football

if it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't.

So don't bother,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry.

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type.

Promise you won't ever see me cry.

Don't bother,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine,

I'll be fine.

Promise you won't ever see me cry.

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type.

Promise you won't ever see me cry